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LISTEN UP - "Life's tough. It's even tougher if your stupid." John Wayne (Sgt. Stryker) - "Sands of Iwo Jima"

THE MESS ...NOT MESSIAH - Messiah My Ass! Obama: False Messiah. False Hope False Prophet.

YOU VOTED FOR OBAMA, DIDN'T YOU? - Look at that mess you made! Guess we're going to have to clean all that sh*t up.

I'M AN AMERICAN - And I approve this message

TIME TO EAT OUR PEAS AND PULL OFF THE BAND-AID - No, Mr. Obama, its not that simple- its your mess, you fix it, don't blame the Republicans.

CHRISTMAS - Celebrating the birth of Jesus, not Obama.

SAMOTUS - Self-Annoited-Messiah-of-the-U.S.

WE NEEDED A WIZARD - and we ended up with this instead

OBAMA'S NOT THE MESSIAH - 'He's the First President That Sanctioned What the Scriptures Forbid'— L. Farrakhan



22 MARCH 2013 - PRES. OBAMA VISITS BETHLEHEM. - The Birthplace of Jesus Christ, You think IT was a message?


THE SELF-ANNOITED - Cares not for you.


beware false prophets -

Prayer is the most powerful of weapons -

TAGS: battaile vik yhwh messiah
Rating: 4/5

More politifakes by vbattaile

JGalt - April 19, 2013, 10:49 pm
after posting a bunch of athiestic posts, now you've turned to religion? or are you just in it fot the T-shirt???
Renza - April 19, 2013, 11:36 am
Religifake said it best. Prayer - It works so much better than actually doing something. or Prayer - Feeling like you're doing something, while doing nothing.
PapaFox - April 19, 2013, 10:30 am
If you want to "put prayer back in the schools," then which prayer?
terroraustralis - April 16, 2013, 8:21 pm
terroraustralis - April 16, 2013, 8:21 pm

CHOICES - I choose to laugh, because I've cried enough for our country already. Its time to laugh and roll up our sleeves and get to work and clean up the mess they've created.

OBAMA'S MESSAGE - To the parents, ignore his message and do your job. Get involved with your children's education.

NEW MESSIANIC GIFT WRAP - Now available at Left-Mart.

VOTE 2012!! LET YOUR VOICE BE HEARD! - Today is the day to send a clear message to the White House..... You are FIRED!! Vote Mitt Romney!

THIS . . . - THIS is what happens when there is one party rule.

HISTORY WILL MARK HIS ASCENT - And our planet began to heal and the rise of the oceans began to slow Barack Obama

Rand Paul -

MITT'S DECODED MESSAGE - "Be sure to drink the Kool-aid"


TAGS: santordumb is the republican messiah
Rating: 1.8/5

More politifakes by crankyhead

crankyhead - September 18, 2012, 7:36 pm
He ran out of money in Pennsylvania. That's why he withdrew from the race. He wasn't rejected, he went broke running against 'Captain Caymans'. Please, facts only from now on, I could care less what the National Enquirer says. =)
arnnatz - September 18, 2012, 7:30 pm
said the clown who was rejected by the elite, smart republican voters
crankyhead - September 18, 2012, 6:10 pm
"We will never get the elite, smart people on our side."
arnnatz - September 17, 2012, 11:27 pm
don't watch much news do you? Santorum is already history.

a message -

'democrats have to clean up the mess behind republicans' -

remember when..... -

TAGS: red herrings messed up media
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by JohnGalt

inflatedego - November 18, 2017, 3:46 pm
Dig it out of your delusions
inflatedego - November 18, 2017, 3:45 pm
Please.. Tell me how it happened... Did it out of your delusions
0TC - November 18, 2017, 3:36 pm
...I know you wanted an "answer". Sorry to give you answerS... Here, monkey boy...another peanut.
0TC - November 18, 2017, 3:35 pm
Well, the FBI and CIA have your answer to that question. In an election this close, they exploited the power of social media. Then their is the dirt on Hillary they discovered through hacking efforts. And the part where they coordinated with Trump....
0TC - November 18, 2017, 3:34 pm
Actually it does, monkey boy. Here...another peanut.
inflatedego - November 18, 2017, 3:32 pm
How did Russian collusion swing the election to Trump... Answer that mioonbat?
inflatedego - November 18, 2017, 3:32 pm
Nothing to do with the election moonbat
0TC - November 18, 2017, 3:30 pm
..P.S. You are in rare form today. I think you have posted more today than in your entire history here. Sure YOU are not on some kind of "medication" today? ;)
0TC - November 18, 2017, 3:29 pm
This isn't like Trump's birther conspiracy theory. The investigation by the Republican Mueller is already resulting in indictments and is clearly heading toward the WH, with Russia's roll very front and center...
inflatedego - November 18, 2017, 3:21 pm
You mean there wasn't a burly guy named Ivan that reeked of vodka in your voting booth? Look over there a Russian... You need medication
0TC - November 18, 2017, 3:16 pm
Well...the world remembers recently when Putin (leader of our former enemy) told Trump that "Me hev no knollleddge of Rewssian riggeng Amarikan elecktion" and Trump *wait for it* just took him at his word. I know, I know...evidence is a nuisance.
inflatedego - November 18, 2017, 3:12 pm
Remember when Trump promised Putin that he'd be more flexible after the election? Oh wait....

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his greatest achievement: -

Obama The Liberal Messiah -